What he said was something like, “the guitar’s all like, ‘dun dun dun,’ I can’t handle it”

What he said was something like, “the guitar’s all like, ‘dun dun dun,’ I can’t handle it”

— 12 minutes ago
#omg  #cat 

I posted a Metallica song on my boyfriend’s facebook and he said “I can’t handle this it’s too much for me.”

— 20 minutes ago with 2 notes
#oh honey no........ 

Black cats > regular cats > other animals

— 1 hour ago
Anonymous asked: The bible is glorification of abuse on women...here's an example: "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything." (Ephesians 5:22-24) In fact, men have used the bible to justify beating their wives for centuries.


Answer:

peterdwebb:

The Bible is not. I wholeheartedly deny that. The Bible honors and glorifies the bride as something to be loved and cherished and protected. God calls every Christian collectively His bride. It’s His promise to honor and love and provide for us for the rest of eternity. 

In regards to Ephesians, that is not even half of the Biblical model for marriage. I can’t believe you left out the rest of it. Husbands are called to love their wives as Christ loves the church. And how did Christ love the church? Oh yeah, He died. Husbands are called to love their wives so much they would unhesitatingly die for them. I think that’s something feminism can’t complain about. 

There is no possible way to faithfully interpret this passage of the Bible in a way that condones beating your wife. Husbands that physically abuse their wives are not Christians. They cease to be Christian the moment they do that. No part of spousal abuse is Christ-like. 

— 1 hour ago with 210 notes
Anonymous asked: So, have you heard? ISIS executed 1,500 Iraqi men the other day. How horny did that make you? Hmm, spilled men blood.


Answer:

claudiaboleyn:

I tend to ignore asks like this, but I feel like I have to answer this in light of the rage my satirical ask answer about being visited by ‘The Misandry Fairy’. 

It frightens me that there are so many men that could not see the satire. At first I was confused, because, I mean, quite obviously I used the most ludicrous situation I could imagine. I wasn’t going for realism. 

But then it hit me. There are men out there with such burning misogyny inside them, that they honestly believe that we could hate them in the same irrational and vile way. They are frightened of the tables turning. 

Well, I am sorry to say that you have underestimated us. 

If you think I would be happy to see any man executed, then you are wrong. You are so worried about this liberation we feminists speak of ending up like some sort of reverse patriarchy, that you honestly cannot see that we want better than that. 

You can’t imagine better than that. It’s all you know. 

You’ve seen men abuse the power they have granted themselves for years and years and years, and now you can’t imagine women being granted equal, or perhaps even more power, without abusing it, without using it to the detriment and disadvantage of another gender. 

Feminism is not about hurting or hating men. Feminism is a movement that aims to end the privilege of men over women and non-binary genders. 

It does scare me that so many cannot see a difference between hating men, and hating a system that is rigged in the favour of men (in terms of gender, of course, other intersecting oppressions are very relevant), at the expense of everyone else. 

To the person who sent this ask, you frighten me. I am not afraid to say so. You frighten me because you are projecting. You imagine we could find the same pleasure in dead men that so many men do in dead and abused women. 

I will say it again: You underestimate us. 

You sicken me. 

— 1 hour ago with 246 notes
#the only post i need to reblog about  #fem 

Maybe my fetish is: boring hetero sex

— 1 hour ago with 1 note

I wonder if I have any fetishes

— 1 hour ago
#like how do i find out 

I somehow cooked my eggs to where they taste exactly like cum

— 1 hour ago
#??/ 

coffee-guitar:

How can I market my tumblr brand aesthetic to other douche bags

Do I make a Kickstarter??

— 14 hours ago with 1 note

My boyfriend is always telling me how sweet I am and I’m literally the least sweet person in the country and I want to be nice but I’m just so cynical and idk, it’s time to change I guess

— 15 hours ago
#im starting with the man in the mirror 
peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

(Source: grilledcheesing, via katara)

— 17 hours ago with 284384 notes
#lol 

vinegod:

Role Reversal by Klarity

— 18 hours ago with 422 notes
#omg? 
malformalady:

Sometimes the idea of sticking a another boring cube into our coffee gets us down. Luckily, a designer by the name of Snow Violet created these brilliant skull and cross bones cubes so we can make our morning routine of staring into our coffee cup a bit more sinister.
Photo credit: Olesya Turchuk

malformalady:

Sometimes the idea of sticking a another boring cube into our coffee gets us down. Luckily, a designer by the name of Snow Violet created these brilliant skull and cross bones cubes so we can make our morning routine of staring into our coffee cup a bit more sinister.

Photo credit: Olesya Turchuk

— 18 hours ago with 1544 notes
#this is actually pretty cool